"It’s not a crab cake. It’s crap cake. Because if I eat anymore, I’ll be busy crapping for the next hundred and five years."
Quotes from Gordon Ramsay
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"At least Hannibal knows how to properly serve people!"
"'Oh FUCK OFF you, you fat useless sack of FUCKING yankee-doodle shite, FUCK OFF will you please yeah?"
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"A fine dining? MORE LIKE A FINE FUCKING MESS!"
"In terms of beauty, it’s not exactly an Indian classic. It looks like a dehydrated turd."
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"This Wookie steak is so rare, it's Chewie!"
"Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as FUCK and it looks like Ghandi’s Flip-Flop!"
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"I don't care if it fits your macros - CAKE IS FUCKING CAKE!!!"
"That’s the kind of SHIT you would expect Tiger Woods to tee off with."
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"Romantic dinner? More like a fucked up dinner."
"Look at that, it looks like a Bison’s penis, what is that SHIT!"
"You sent out so much smoke, red indians came to make peace!"
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"RAJ! MOVE YOUR FAT FUCKING ARSE!"
"This cake is so dark and rich, a Kardashian wants to marry it!"
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"I am fed up, and getting sick and tired of your bullshit."
"This salad is so underdressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy!"
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"Hey you! See this finger right here Dumbo? It's been up my ass for ten minutes, and it still tastes fucking better than your risotto!"
"Your meals are fit for a god; because they are all burnt offerings!"
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"The dish is so unprepared, Russia is calling it the Olympics!"