"You’ve now just confirmed in my mind you’re not trustworthy. So FUCK YOU!."
Quotes from Gordon Ramsay
When it’s brown it’s cooked, when it’s black it’s fucked.
"For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit."
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"Your pussy taste like complete and utter shit!"
"This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested."
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Guest
"You really put the piss in PISGHETTI!!"
“That’s common sense! And your tiny mind is not common!”
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GrimJoker
Guest
"That clam is so undercooked, it's using water gun!"
"Don't just stand there like a big fucking muffin!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"The roll is so bad, Nicholas Cage turned it down!"
"You’re so in denial, you need therapy!"
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Guest
"Mary had a little lamb, because YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"
"This soufflé has sunk so badly, James Cameron wants to make a film about it."
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GrimJoker
Guest
"The duck is so raw, it's still trying to sell me Aflac insurance!"
"Stop jumping up and down like a FUCKING Baboon and help save your own shop!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"For the last time, where is my FUCKING PENCIL?!"
"Do you want a FUCKING MEDAL?!"
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Guest
"This food stinks so much, even Voldemort can smell it!"
"Hey panini head, are you listening to me?"
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Guest
"That chicken is so black, the police just arrested it!"