Guess I won't be getting a boner when we speak later thenWaking up with a sore throat and a horse voice. I sound like a 12 year old boy starting puberty
What mad you say FUCK today
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Getting a call that the Thanksgiving dinner was moving from 5pm to 3:30pm because the turkey was going to be ready earlier.. but I timed all my sides to be ready by 430-5 oclock.... a big FUCK today
Stepping out of My car, and hearing the cracks under My feet. Result broken glasses 
Sod off, you only go for the rest
Kris730903
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Seeing how much the dealer who bought my car sold it for less than 3 days later
I've seen the bed, not big enough for two
You will have to get underneathI've seen the bed, not big enough for two
Under the bed? Ffs womanYou will have to get underneath
Well i did mean under me, but underneath works. You could always bring the dog bed and sleep on the floor
Karma babeMariah fucking Careys all i want for fucking christmas. On fucking repeat. All. Fucking. Night.
You can go fuck yourself
You can go fuck yourself
Entering the office after a wonderful loneliness during weekend.