The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 
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Don’t underestimate the older generation... they got their education without the help of Google or Wikipedia.
I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I walked into a room today and actually remembered why I was there...
If things get better with age then I must be approaching Magnificent.
Some music to celebrate the Christmas season. https://youtu.be/WSUFzC6_fp8
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, over hills we go, crashing into trees, ...
It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the “naughty” list.
Thunderstruck like you’ve never heard before https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
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Men go shopping to buy what they want... women go shopping to find out what they want.
Shopping only makes me feel better: A) Sometimes, B) On a bad day, C) OMG, look at those shoes!!!
These days my idea of living dangerously is going grocery shopping without a list.
I don’t want much for Christmas. I just want Santa’s “naughty girls” list.
Dear Santa... before I explain, how much do you already know?
Well I’m off to do my Christmas shopping. Who’s got some money I can use?
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. :O You’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.
Target should put carts in the middle of their stores, for when “just 2 things” turns into half of isle 10.
I accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen counter so I had to rely on my memory. -
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