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Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke PokeRHey @Tezz12RI’m back @Tezz12
I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark scary place, then you’re going first.
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t beat common sense into stupid people.
Politicians and diapers need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason. ~ Mark Twain
Just remember: “eh, it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
If steroids are illegal for professional athletes, then shouldn’t photoshop be illegal for models?
If tomatoes are a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?
When people ask dumb questions I feel morally obliged to give sarcastic answers.
If the woman is always right and the man is always wrong, then if the man says the woman is right, is the man right or wrong?
What is four inches long and drives women crazy? A freakin empty toilet roll.
I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. O.O
If canola oil is made from canola seeds, and olive oil is made from olives, then baby oil is made from....? O.O
You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short time because you have important shit to tell them. -
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