Target should put carts in the middle of their stores, for when “just 2 things” turns into half of isle 10. 
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I accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen counter so I had to rely on my memory.
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas...
Oh it's on
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I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark scary place, then you’re going first.
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t beat common sense into stupid people.
Politicians and diapers need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason. ~ Mark Twain
Just remember: “eh, it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
If steroids are illegal for professional athletes, then shouldn’t photoshop be illegal for models?
If tomatoes are a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?
When people ask dumb questions I feel morally obliged to give sarcastic answers.
If the woman is always right and the man is always wrong, then if the man says the woman is right, is the man right or wrong?
What is four inches long and drives women crazy? A freakin empty toilet roll.
I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. O.O
If canola oil is made from canola seeds, and olive oil is made from olives, then baby oil is made from....? O.O -
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