No “New year/new me” here. I’ll be the same sarcastic asshole at 12:01 as I was at 11:59. 
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Rather than “Resolutions” I prefer the term “Casual promises to myself that I’m under no legal obligation to fulfill.”
My New Years resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...
My first New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating...
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... that and Spiders O.O
Bored? Send “I hid the body. What’s next boss?” to a random phone number. XD
If duct tape can’t fix it, it ain’t broke.
I like to hangout with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
Experience is not what happens to you; it’s what you Do with what happens to you. ~ Aldous Huxley
Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others... whenever they go.
Have you ever noticed that “what the hell” is always the right decision to make?
Hey brat, Merry Christmas! I hope you have a wonderful day! Lubs ya!
How to dress for cold weather: 1. Take your pants off. 2. Get back into bed.
A winter Poem:...
Oh great, now the sun is out, I can get sunburnt and frostbite at the same time.
Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a better 2021 https://youtu.be/qJ_MGWio-vc
Today’s weather forecast: It’s holy crap I can’t feel my face degrees. O.O
On a positive note... I haven’t seen any mosquitoes in weeks. -
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