Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[DDD]

They are now currently testing a new flux capacitor to teach assholes to speak. Keep your head up buddy you'll be talking in no time at all.

Why was Yankee Doodle so damn Dandy?

 

[Fireball69]

Because Uncle Sam rammed a lamb a ding dong


Do folks with a feet fetish fap at all the hobbit feet in LOTR?

 

[Misha000]

Only on Fridays

Kiss me baby, let the flames get higher. What's the magic word?

 

[Fireball69]

Abracadabra, watch out for the grabbing hands grabbing all that they can!

“Where shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won”

 

[Misha000]

In the eye of a needle dick

Throw a paper plane at an open mouth. What are your findings.

 

[Dogowar]

Plane speaking people with strange thoughts.


If you could change your life without regrets what would you do?

 

[DDD]

I'd rub the red Mark's and ask is that all you got.

If a woman had 2 sons, 4 daughters and 6 cats why doesnt she have any dogs?

 

[Fireball69]

Cause they ain’t nothing but hound dogs crying all the time.

And while we’re about it, why couldn’t they catch the rabbit or make any friends?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

It's because the moon's in the sky like a big pizza pie.

If a black hole is a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape, then what's in sourdough bread?

 

[Fireball69]

Clam chowders receptacle of choice.

Tell me why I don’t like Mondays

 

[DDD]

Simple fact....its my husbands fault. Everything else is.

Why do men have nipples?

 

[Fireball69]

So that women can get right on their hairy nipple ends.

Why are Hamburgers made from beef?

 

[Misha000]

Your ham doesn't cut the mustard.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything. No. Not that... Make a good excuse for the above statement.

 

[Fireball69]

Just a dirty fucker, plain and simple


Does shoeless Jo Jackson whisper “if you build it they won’t come” to Donald Trump?

 

[Fireball69]

Ok, guess I’ll answer my own question to get the thread moving

Only in the middle of his corn crop which happens to be on his head.

If the Scotland national team wear Scotland shirts, what does the Hawaii team wear?

 

[DDD]

Well they would wear the Hard on of Tafiti.

If 2+2=4 then how the hell did I come up 8

 

[PhotographerGuy]

You added the square root of chocolate cream pie.

Do birds earn frequent flyer miles?

 

[DDD]

Its according, if they hit man on the head with bird shit yes no points for windshields

If humpty dumpty sat on a wall where did his wife sit?

 

[Fireball69]

Half way up the grand old Duke of York.

Is Dick Pic short for Richard Picture and does he paint A Thousand words?

 

[Misha000]

No its short, like yours...

When Richard Picture sucks, how do you break it to him.