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Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Misha000, Jan 22, 2019.

  1. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    They are now currently testing a new flux capacitor to teach assholes to speak. Keep your head up buddy you'll be talking in no time at all.

    Why was Yankee Doodle so damn Dandy?
     
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  2. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Because Uncle Sam rammed a lamb a ding dong


    Do folks with a feet fetish fap at all the hobbit feet in LOTR?
     
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  3. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    Only on Fridays

    Kiss me baby, let the flames get higher. What's the magic word?
     
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  4. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Abracadabra, watch out for the grabbing hands grabbing all that they can!

    “Where shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won”
     
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  5. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    In the eye of a needle dick

    Throw a paper plane at an open mouth. What are your findings.
     
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  6. Dogowar

    Dogowar Well-Known Member

    Plane speaking people with strange thoughts.


    If you could change your life without regrets what would you do?
     
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  7. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    I'd rub the red Mark's and ask is that all you got.

    If a woman had 2 sons, 4 daughters and 6 cats why doesnt she have any dogs?
     
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  8. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Cause they ain’t nothing but hound dogs crying all the time.

    And while we’re about it, why couldn’t they catch the rabbit or make any friends?
     
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  9. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    It's because the moon's in the sky like a big pizza pie.

    If a black hole is a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape, then what's in sourdough bread?
     
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  10. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Clam chowders receptacle of choice.

    Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
     
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  11. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Simple fact....its my husbands fault. Everything else is.

    Why do men have nipples?
     
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  12. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    So that women can get right on their hairy nipple ends.

    Why are Hamburgers made from beef?
     
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  13. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    Your ham doesn't cut the mustard.

    Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything. No. Not that... Make a good excuse for the above statement.
     
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  14. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Just a dirty fucker, plain and simple


    Does shoeless Jo Jackson whisper “if you build it they won’t come” to Donald Trump?
     
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  15. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Ok, guess I’ll answer my own question to get the thread movingo_O

    Only in the middle of his corn crop which happens to be on his head.

    If the Scotland national team wear Scotland shirts, what does the Hawaii team wear?
     
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  16. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Well they would wear the Hard on of Tafiti.

    If 2+2=4 then how the hell did I come up 8
     
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  17. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    You added the square root of chocolate cream pie.

    Do birds earn frequent flyer miles?
     
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  18. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Its according, if they hit man on the head with bird shit yes no points for windshields

    If humpty dumpty sat on a wall where did his wife sit?
     
  19. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Half way up the grand old Duke of York.

    Is Dick Pic short for Richard Picture and does he paint A Thousand words?
     
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  20. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    No its short, like yours... :p

    When Richard Picture sucks, how do you break it to him.
     
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