Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

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  1. EvilScotsman

    EvilScotsman Well-Known Member

    Tell him he's cute and see if it perks him up a bit.

    If Australia is Down Under where is Up Over?
     
  2. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Well, it's inside-out.

    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
     
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  3. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Cause of secret places people like to stick them

    If All the Rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, what does that have to do with the price of rice in China?
     
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  4. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Give me all the tea in China instead, rice is shit.

    Plain Jane superbrain... Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours
     
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  5. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Strong fences make good neighbours, keep your faith in the lord and your powder dry.

    Why the fuck did Gandalf not just whistle on the eagles to take him to the mountain of doom in the first place when he knew bilbo had the fucking ring, Learned my Arse.
     
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  6. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Because the thread is dead and I’m afraid the toaster broke.

    If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers was the sting on his ring?
     
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  7. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Yes but not the ring your thinking of, it was the ring of Fire.

    If my muffin was lemon poppy seed how did they get the seeds out of the poppy?
     
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  8. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Contrary Mary planted them in her Lady Garden

    Aren’t Toasters so fucking Hot when their turned on?
     
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  9. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Their hit enough to make your pop tart

    What's the alternative to eating lettuce in salads
     
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  10. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Having sex on the table salt

    Print your dick in 3D and then show at science fair.. discuss
     
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  11. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Thats a huge undertaking, What’s the Entry Date?


    Why don’t Clowns take their work seriously for once?
     
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  12. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Clowns love cheese fondue

    Ever have that feeling that you're getting a towel for Christmas and wind up with a flannel?
     
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  13. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Flannel is softer to wipe your ass with.

    Why do people stare at the microwave while heating food?
     
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  14. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Same principle as watching a kettle boil it never ever does.

    If your not to tell her, How did your Granny actually learn how to suck eggs?
     
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  15. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    The shape of eggs are perfect for gagging your nana

    Place a finger on the screen, then on your nose, you now are a douchenozzlecumbucket.
     
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  16. LunaLoveGood

    LunaLoveGood Active Member

    That is not a question.

    If crabs walk sideways, what walks wayside?
     
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  17. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    A Land Shark, of course.

    If your refrigerator is running, why doesn't it go anywhere ?
     
  18. LunaLoveGood

    LunaLoveGood Active Member

    Because it empathizes with me for having the same problem in my life.

    If a man got pregnant, what would his wife say?
     
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  19. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Would you pick up milk, bread and popsicles on the way home?

    If Montezuma needs revenge, what pissed him off?
     
  20. FlirtingHubby

    FlirtingHubby Well-Known Member

    Clearly someone not putting the toilet seat down!

    If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?
     
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