Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[EvilScotsman]

Tell him he's cute and see if it perks him up a bit.

If Australia is Down Under where is Up Over?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

Well, it's inside-out.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

 

[DDD]

Cause of secret places people like to stick them

If All the Rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, what does that have to do with the price of rice in China?

 

[Misha000]

Give me all the tea in China instead, rice is shit.

Plain Jane superbrain... Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours

 

[Fireball69]

Strong fences make good neighbours, keep your faith in the lord and your powder dry.

Why the fuck did Gandalf not just whistle on the eagles to take him to the mountain of doom in the first place when he knew bilbo had the fucking ring, Learned my Arse.

 

[Fireball69]

Because the thread is dead and I’m afraid the toaster broke.

If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers was the sting on his ring?

 

[DDD]

Yes but not the ring your thinking of, it was the ring of Fire.

If my muffin was lemon poppy seed how did they get the seeds out of the poppy?

 

[Fireball69]

Contrary Mary planted them in her Lady Garden

Aren’t Toasters so fucking Hot when their turned on?

 

[DDD]

Their hit enough to make your pop tart

What's the alternative to eating lettuce in salads

 

[Misha000]

Having sex on the table salt

Print your dick in 3D and then show at science fair.. discuss

 

[Fireball69]

Thats a huge undertaking, What’s the Entry Date?


Why don’t Clowns take their work seriously for once?

 

[Misha000]

Clowns love cheese fondue

Ever have that feeling that you're getting a towel for Christmas and wind up with a flannel?

 

[DDD]

Flannel is softer to wipe your ass with.

Why do people stare at the microwave while heating food?

 

[Fireball69]

Same principle as watching a kettle boil it never ever does.

If your not to tell her, How did your Granny actually learn how to suck eggs?

 

[Misha000]

The shape of eggs are perfect for gagging your nana

Place a finger on the screen, then on your nose, you now are a douchenozzlecumbucket.

 

[LunaLoveGood]

That is not a question.

If crabs walk sideways, what walks wayside?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

A Land Shark, of course.

If your refrigerator is running, why doesn't it go anywhere ?

 

[LunaLoveGood]

Because it empathizes with me for having the same problem in my life.

If a man got pregnant, what would his wife say?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

Would you pick up milk, bread and popsicles on the way home?

If Montezuma needs revenge, what pissed him off?

 

[LunaLoveGood]

a shitty start to the day.

Who's in the kitchen with Dinah?