I cannot tell a lie........

Discussion in 'Confessions' started by Debbiediddallas, Jul 23, 2018.

  1. Merikh100

    Merikh100 Well-Known Member

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  2. Merikh100

    Merikh100 Well-Known Member

    I can not lie about how much it made me laugh :p:D
     
  3. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

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  4. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie...
    I once threw up all down the side of a bus while travelling on the motorway. :eek:
     
  5. Rocketman

    Rocketman Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie....people who talk shit usually end up eating their own words eventually
     
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  6. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie..... I have never blamed it on the Sunshine or the moonlight, not even the good times. But I have indeed blamed it on the Boogie.o_O
     
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  7. Renee

    Renee Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, i didn't want to wake up this morning because I was having a nice dream!
     
  8. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    Tell us more @Renee :rolleyes::oops::eek:
     
  9. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, a drunk man was hitting on me in a bar once. I wanted him to leave me alone so I found a lady and became his wingman. As he was leaving with her that night he waved goodbye to me using his tongue. I still wonder where they are today. :p
     
  10. FlirtingHubby

    FlirtingHubby Well-Known Member

    When your doctor takes your temperature rectally but both his hands are on your shoulders.... :confused:o_O:confused:o_O:confused:.....:)

    Lol
     
  11. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Uh oh :eek::eek::eek:
     
  12. Merikh100

    Merikh100 Well-Known Member

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    I can not lie.... there are easier ways to get to the wisdom teeth...:p:D
     
  13. Louise_angel

    Louise_angel Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, I will survive.
     
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  14. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, when I was recently divorced, I met a guy online, had anal sex for most of the day and then went home. How I didn't contract some really nasty disease I have no idea. It was one of the kinkiest, most carnal sexual encounters of my life, and I loved it. :eek::cool::confused:
     
  15. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, my first husband used to run with the ladies alot. One night he came home without socks. He told me his buddy slept with a girl while they were out and she was menstruating so he allowed his friend to wipe his cock off on his socks. Lmao he was such a good friend, not so much a husband. I bet that really wasnt the previous owners condoms in the cabinets I found that time. Lol ya think
     
  16. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    From what I know about you, you're a strong woman and whatever you deal with you'll succeed.
     
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  17. Cntrygrl

    Cntrygrl Active Member

    I prefer hearing a man enjoying sex rather than seeing him. I dont "watch" porn I just lay back and listen to the sounds. Hearing a man growl, moan, or talk dirty in that low sexy breathless tone is what gets me.
     
  18. Spud1057

    Spud1057 Active Member

    Would you do it again?
     
  19. Renee

    Renee Well-Known Member

    I cannot tell a lie, on one of my hardest days, he was there for me. His kindness makes me fall even harder for him! :)
     
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  20. Chubby74

    Chubby74 Well-Known Member

    I've been doing the opposite for a few days, now I've lost the one I love the most forever because of my own stupidity
     
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