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In the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure babe," I replied,. "What is it?"
She said, "Why are you with me?"
I said, "Because I love you."
She said, "I know, but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a shit!"

 

[Kris730903]

A college professor started to notice that one of his students, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention.

So, one day he asks Dave about his secret.

Dave replies: "Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer".

Later that day, the professor gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a welcome opportunity for sex.

So, he quickly undresses and starts banging his dick against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower:

"Dave, is that you?".

 

[Kris730903]

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week...
He got his finger caught in a wedding ring!

 

[Kris730903]

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much...
It scared the hell out of me, so today I've decided never to read it again!

 

[Kris730903]