Make me laugh

My wife said she's leaving because I'm obsessed with supermarkets...
"Do you want any help with your packing?" I said.


My sister-in-law just told me my wife is staying with her for a few days because of my obsession with the internet...
I said, "Please tell my Wi-Fi love her!"


I brought a girl back to my house, took her up to my bedroom and said, "This is where the magic happens babe."
She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now."
So I said, "Yes. Pick a card!
 
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