My wife said she's leaving because I'm obsessed with supermarkets... "Do you want any help with your packing?" I said. My sister-in-law just told me my wife is staying with her for a few days because of my obsession with the internet... I said, "Please tell my Wi-Fi love her!" I brought a girl back to my house, took her up to my bedroom and said, "This is where the magic happens babe." She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now." So I said, "Yes. Pick a card!